Because I can.

*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life 
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is 
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone 
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school 
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer

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So I had no voice at work today, and since I work at the Disney Store

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I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever been in. Everyone else got a kick out of my reference too.

Too cute not to reblog. XD